A Christmas Joke For Mom

What do you do with a joke that you just HAVE to share with your Mom, when you can’t share it with her anymore?  Well…  I blog it!

My Daddy sent me this in an email with a note that said, “Your Mom would have gotten a big kick out of this.” 

Yes, she definitely would have.  And I just had to share for everyone who knew my Mom….  and everyone who didn’t. 

Without further ado:

 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly 
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess 
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” 
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He 
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly 
gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He 
shook them and said, “They’re bells.” Saint Peter said you may pass through
the pearly gates.

 The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally 
pulled out a pair of women’s panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a
raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?” The man replied, 
“These are Carols.”

 And So The Holiday Season Begins….

My apologies to those who may think it tacky….  (Though….  Mom would encourage you to either loosen up your underwear bands or have your sense of humor adjusted). 


4 thoughts on “A Christmas Joke For Mom

  1. That is pretty damn funny. And much more appropriate than the joke that I’m sending in my cards this year, which was a letter that Eric and I wrote last year about having a flipper child.

    (We had a weird sense of humor.)

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